Hot Pants & Shorts, Pole Dancer Shorts, Sexy Hot Pants
I finally picked up my new pole dancer Hot Pants today! Like, they are SO awesome and I can’t wait to wear them. It was Steve’s idea – like, he’s my manager (as well as my boyfriend) and he came up with the idea for my new stage act to be a sexy bad girl from one of those James Bond movies? Like, I’d never heard of them ‘cos they’re, like, SUCH old movies… but he reckons they’re really famous and my fans will just GO OFF when they see me dancing on my pole as a sexy-ass Bond girl.
Yeah, so like, these new hot pants have “007” written on them, in sparkly gold writing. They look amazing and I got four pairs of them in different colours. I took my friend Suzy with me when I picked them up. She, like, really loves them and wants to get some too. She says me and her should do a double act on stage together… as in two pole-dancing Bond girls? But I don’t know if Steve will go for that idea. He was going to come shopping with me today but, like, he had to show one of the new girls around the club instead… a “special induction” he called it. He is such a sweet guy; he really takes care of all us dancers – especially the new girls.
Yeah, so like, now I have my new pole dancer Hot Pants – I can’t wait to show Steve! The shop assistants were pretty bitchy though. I’m kind of used to that now, but poor Suzy got a bit upset. Like, we heard them all whispering and laughing and then they, like, try and pretend they aren’t laughing at us… but, like, it’s really obvious they are. What is REALLY funny though, is that I actually gave a full-on lap dance to one of their husbands last week… including ‘extras’. Ha ha, I wonder how much she would laugh if she knew THAT! Bitch.
Wearing these new sexy Hot Pants tonight – I’m going to, like, really work that pole. Just for Steve. Do you know, I reckon he’s going to get SO turned on when he sees his new Bond girl up on stage… like, I reckon he will end up proposing to me! My mum says I should do anything I can to get Steve to marry me ‘cos guess what? Like…. I’m SO pregnant! Not enough to show yet, just six weeks. I just know Steve will be, like, SO excited. And that means we can be together forever – how cool is that? But lucky for Suzy too – when I get too big, she gets to be the Bond girl and wear the ‘007’ pole dancer Hot Pants!