Monokini Swimsuits, Sexy Beachwear Bikini Suit

Monokini swimsuits – now here’s one for you.  Try putting one on some time… absolutely hilarious!   The fabulous Monokini has got to be the trickiest article of clothing to put on or take off, in the entire Swimwear universe.  So, imagine after a leisurely day of lounging round beside the pool with your girlfriends on a Hen’s party weekend away, at a beachside resort.  You know the scenario… sipping cocktails and flirting with the bar staff (the very cute bar staff).  All of you slowly getting drunker and naughtier and braver… you become invincible!  There is no shame – no inhibitions.
 
Let’s put our brand new sexy Monokinis on (from a previous day of shopping) and enter the hotel talent competition!  Gee, it was such a good idea at the time.  Good one Amanda.  But what had talent got to do with Monokini wearing?  None of us stopped to think about that at the time.  We just wanted to hop up on stage and writhe about looking sexy and lustful so the hot bar guys would all look at us.  It’s amazing; the power mulitple pina coladas can have over a group of crazy babes on a wild weekend when there are no witnesses.  As Shazza kept saying… if we don’t remember it – it never happened.  We ordered more cocktails, signed up for the talent show and went back to our rooms to put our Monokinis on.
 
Put our Monokinis on? It seemed such an easy thing to say.  Oh god it was a complete shambles!  None of us could get them on right… there were too many holes in the bloody things.  It was all straps and no guts!  Jess got her foot stuck in the metal ring piece that kept the Monokini together, and ended up face-planting herself onto the floor.  Amanda had her head through a leg hole so the whole Monokini appeared as if it was upside down – like she had a bikini top on her bottom.  Mine was raunchy red with lots of shiny bits on it so I felt sure I’d be the star of the show.  A red Monokini is always the best Monokini… isn’t it? 
 
But by then the slobbery laughter stage had set in and the whole thing became a lost cause.  We knew there would be no talent show that night.  Not for us at least.  Although, Shazza had actually managed to get her Monokini on quite successfully we thought….from the front.  The rest of us actually started feeling a bit jealous – it really suited her.  Then she turned round and we realised her entire bum crack was showing.  Beauuuudiful!  We flicked our Monokinis over the balcony, sniggered when we heard them go splat in the pool… then dialled room service.