Sexy Undies, Briefs, Panties, G strings & Thongs
There are reasons why you should make it a point to wear sexy undies every day. Just as our mothers used to say – always wear clean underwear in case you have an accident; so should you make the effort to be vigilant as to what you wear under your clothes. Clean is good, but sexy is better! You can take it from me now, the importance of wearing sexy undies AT ALL TIMES…or you can learn the hard way like I did.
Story 1:
The day I dashed up a flight of steps wearing my brand new floor-length elasticised boob-tube Maxi dress. We were rushing to get a good spot in the stands because there was an awesome band playing and there was NO WAY I was going to miss it. As I started taking two…then three steps at a time, my foot stepped onto my dress and as I kept going up, my maxi dress did not. The dress was yanked down to my waist, revealing the tattiest, most shapeless bra I owned! Plus it was lime green as that was the only strapless bra I owned. Nuff said. I yanked my dress up, turned bright red and wished I’d given my undergarments higher priority. If only I’d worn sexy undies instead.
Story 2:
The most obvious reason to wear sexy undies is the Wardrobe Malfunction. Once, wearing a pair of viciously tight pants and terrified of showing a VPL, I decided to wear NO underwear. Yes in hind sight, a sexy thong would have been ideal. As I bent down to collect the contents of my handbag that had spilt out onto the floor of the bar…my pants split. And not just a teeny, tiny split that if you are quick enough you can stand up and nobody notices. This was a giant rrrrrip.... from top seam at the back, round under my crotch and up to the top seam at the front. I was crotchless! I was also mortified and very, very exposed!
Story 3:
Another lesson learnt to always wear sexy undies, was at a beach party one time and somebody suggested an impromptu midnight swim in the tide. The perfect night, Id met the hottest guy, a romantic evening under the moonlight and there I was…abandoned on the shore wearing my fat Nana Pants. Something from Bridget Jones but double the ugly. I was so worried about wearing something to suck in all my dimply bits that I never considered swimming in my underwear might be something I should account for. He ended up going home with my best friend and they are currently planning their wedding.
Story 4:
Speaking of sexy undies, a peculiar thing happened to me once. Dancing on a table top at a club once, I was looking real good and feeling fantastic! Throwing my head back and twisting and shaking it….when the hottest guy there (yes, another one) came up and whispered the strangest thing to me. If I gave him my panties, right there and then, he would take me for a ride in his Ferrari and buy me drinks for the rest of the night! How bizarre...although at the time I thought it was so, so HOT. Until I remembered what dreadful, grotty knickers I had on under my jeans. Needless to say, I bought my own drinks and got driven home in a grotty old taxi instead. Where were my sexy undies when I needed them?